"Letters from Hardscrabble Creek" is a series of irregular, self-syndicated columns about living a Pagan life. Any Pagan magazine or newsletter editor is welcome to reprint them. My only request is that you send me a copy of the issue in which the column appears. Here are some of my personal favorites.
6. "Returning to the Holy City of
the Plains" -- During the Carter and Reagan
administrations, when the Ayatollah Khomeini's Islamic
revolution was rampaging through Iran, news reports
frequently referred to doings in the "holy city of Qum,"
located somewhere southwest of Teheran. . . . Realizing that
Qum is probably home to numerous dour Shiite Muslim clerics
debating whether the chador sleeves worn by Iranian women
should extend to the fingertips or if just to the wrist was
long enough, I was still taken by the romance of the name,
which sounds like something from King Solomon's
Mines. Why don't we have a holy city on this continent?
. . . If we do, perhaps it's Amarillo, Texas, the magickal
crossroads of the Southern Plains. 9. "A Pilgrimage to the
Parthenon" -- Starting out on an empty stomach was
appropriate. I had gorged the night before anyway: blackened
catfish, fried potatoes, corn cakes, ice cream, and several
bottles of Market Street, a local beer. I could wait to eat
until after I had visited Athena's temple. 10. "Amy's Night" -- Almost everyone in the
encampment except Amy knew what was going to happen to her that night.
She was running around with some older friends, going topless in the section
of the campground away from public view, smoking cigarettes, and generally
acting like she was 15 going on 28. She had no idea what was coming. 11. "How They Confessed" --
If you want a feel for the old witch trials, forget the
historical novels. Go to a good video rental store or
library and rent "Brother's Keeper," a documentary film
about the 1991 trial of Delbert Ward for the murder of his
brother William, made by Joe Berlinger and Bruce
Sinofsky. 12. "The Three Magicians." --
Once upon a time there were three magicians. At least they
thought they were magicians, and their names were Mike,
Phil, and Teresa. 13. "Training Your Soul
Retriever" -- Probably the greatest error soul-retriever
owners make is not starting the dog soon enough. Often they
are victims of their own high standards--if the dog does not
perform well or follow instructions, they give up, terrified
by the image of showing up in a shamanic competition only to
have some grizzled old practitioner sneeringly remark, "That
dog's barking up the wrong World Tree." No, your emphasis in
puppy training should be simply to exercise Pup's natural
soul-retrieving abilities, not to mention his or her innate
interest in dead people. 14. "The Ka of Mrs. Benson"
-- I had a rough time with the priestess. She simply was not
going to cut me any slack. It was the temple's way or no
way: she made that perfectly clear, and she had the Legal
Affairs department to back her up. All I had was a piece of
paper from the probate court appointing me as "special
administrator." That got me into the inner sanctum, all
right, but I couldn't take anything out with me but the one
sacred scroll mentioned in the appointment letter. 17. "Chasing Margaret" --
Needing some back-cover copy for a new paperback novel, a
Bantam Books editor typed triumphantly, "Women are writing
science fiction!" When Margaret St. Clair's novel Sign of
the Labrys came out in 1963, this indeed was news. "SF"
definitely stood for science fiction then, although of
course it was speculative too. It was the age of "space
opera" starship troopers and slim-finned rockets pulling G's
as they strained to leave planetary gravity.
There really is a Hardscrabble Creek--here are
Jack and I on its bank.
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